Actually, could be one of their easier fixes. Those that don't defect to the Maori Party, will have hopefully (assuming sufficient Kiwi's wake up) disappeared in six months. So all they need to do is delay the fix; claim that their success is their failure, and that their waiting times now match those of Te Whatu Ora, Aotearoa. Job done!
After much appraisal the first artisan at the repair shop said that the cabinet was so full of rot, worms, and leechers, that the best thing that Christopher could do was to burn it, that way the house would not be overrun with these dreadful things, no no said the green artisan, that will create carbon emissions and go against our carbon neutral policy, lets put it in the landfill, no no screamed the born to the land artisa; Why not asked all the other artisans?. Simple said the born to the land artisan, all the leechers will work their way out of the landfill and pollute our Taonga, our waterways, our beaches, our harbours, and our fishing grounds, everythin…
Actually, could be one of their easier fixes. Those that don't defect to the Maori Party, will have hopefully (assuming sufficient Kiwi's wake up) disappeared in six months. So all they need to do is delay the fix; claim that their success is their failure, and that their waiting times now match those of Te Whatu Ora, Aotearoa. Job done!
After much appraisal the first artisan at the repair shop said that the cabinet was so full of rot, worms, and leechers, that the best thing that Christopher could do was to burn it, that way the house would not be overrun with these dreadful things, no no said the green artisan, that will create carbon emissions and go against our carbon neutral policy, lets put it in the landfill, no no screamed the born to the land artisa; Why not asked all the other artisans?. Simple said the born to the land artisan, all the leechers will work their way out of the landfill and pollute our Taonga, our waterways, our beaches, our harbours, and our fishing grounds, everythin…
completely unfixable - it should be dismantled and sold as scrap.......
Brilliant take off of Charlie's visit to the UK's Repair Shop. Good to be able to laugh in times such as these. Thanks