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TREMAIN: Repair shop



Garrick Tremain's website

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Peter Y
Peter Y
May 08, 2023

Actually, could be one of their easier fixes. Those that don't defect to the Maori Party, will have hopefully (assuming sufficient Kiwi's wake up) disappeared in six months. So all they need to do is delay the fix; claim that their success is their failure, and that their waiting times now match those of Te Whatu Ora, Aotearoa. Job done!

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After much appraisal the first artisan at the repair shop said that the cabinet was so full of rot, worms, and leechers, that the best thing that Christopher could do was to burn it, that way the house would not be overrun with these dreadful things, no no said the green artisan, that will create carbon emissions and go against our carbon neutral policy, lets put it in the landfill, no no screamed the born to the land artisa; Why not asked all the other artisans?. Simple said the born to the land artisan, all the leechers will work their way out of the landfill and pollute our Taonga, our waterways, our beaches, our harbours, and our fishing grounds, everythin…

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basilwnz
basilwnz
May 08, 2023
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Haaah, that was one of your better ones! Loved it (mind you, I am starting on my second glass of wine...shouldn't I feel guilty or something?).

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It's not the loose screws in the cabinet, it's the loose screws in cabinet that's the problem.

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Well some of them do claim get "threaded" in a different way to most of us......

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lynnsam112
lynnsam112
May 08, 2023

completely unfixable - it should be dismantled and sold as scrap.......

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lynnsam112
lynnsam112
May 08, 2023
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🤣🤣🤣

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Brilliant take off of Charlie's visit to the UK's Repair Shop. Good to be able to laugh in times such as these. Thanks

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basilwnz
basilwnz
May 08, 2023
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Isn't it great to just enjoy a bit of clever humour for a change.

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