Semi retired company director, consultant and stirrer now that I am aged and no longer care what anyone thinks of me. I have been married to the same woman for 55 years and survived most of the tests of marriage and life. I have read and re read Barry Crump's book "The Bastards I have Met" and maybe, just maybe I will write the sequel, and if I ever did, my wife will bring me chocolates to the cell, we already agreed.